"The Swan Assassin" Novelty Golf Towel - The Shag Bag Towels

The Swan Assassin

Somewhere on a quiet water hole, a black swan made the mistake of getting between this man and his approach shot. Clad head to toe in golfing black, driver still smoking from the follow-through, our hero stands victorious over his feathered nemesis in a pose usually reserved for ancient prophecies and questionable life choices. The feathers are still settling. The swan had it coming. This towel wipes down your clubs with the quiet confidence of someone who has made peace with the things they've had to do out there.

Product features
- 80% polyester / 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and quick-dry performance
- Multifunctional — great for golf bags, travel, gym, beach, or poolside use
- Highly absorbent — efficiently soaks up moisture and dirt
- One size — 16" x 24" (40.64 cm x 60.96 cm) for versatile coverage
- Gold grommet and ring included for easy attachment; single-side print

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle