“The Golfer’s Wedding Vows” Gift Towel - The Shag Bag Towel

For Better or Worse (Mostly Worse): A Golfer's Wedding Vows

I vow to love you, honor you, and lie to you about "just nine holes" more times than I'd like to admit. I vow that my mood each evening will be determined entirely by whether I broke 90, and I promise to blame the wind, the greens, and you specifically for distracting me on my backswing. I vow to spend more on a new driver than on our anniversary gift, and to still expect a "great shot, honey" every single time. Please accept this towel — and me — as-is, no returns, no refunds, no mulligans.

Product features
- 80% polyester / 20% polyamide microfiber for durability and fast drying
- Multifunctional: great for golf, travel, gym, beach, pool, and camping
- Highly absorbent surface that soaks up moisture quickly
- One size: 16" × 24" (40.64 cm × 60.96 cm) with gold grommet and ring for easy hanging
- Printed on one side with a smooth white reverse to protect the artwork

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle