"Don't Lay Up, Lube Up!" Vintage Microfiber Golf Towel - Swing Lube Society Trademark Towel

For the golfer who knows hesitation is overrated and confidence is everything. “Don’t Lay Up, Lube Up!” is all about going full send—on the course and at the bar. Smooth swings, questionable decisions, and zero regrets. Throw it on your bag, grip it and sip it, and let the good times glide. This golf towel caries a tongue-in-cheek motorsport vibe—soft to the touch with lived-in color and a bold graphic that reads like golf meets an old racing patch. The compact, tough microfiber towel made to live in your golf bag and come out swinging. The vintage-inspired crest — a faux-can of Swing Lube with the rallying line “Don’t Lay Up — Lube Up!” — feels cheeky on the green without being loud. Lightweight and quick-drying, it slips onto a bag with its brass grommet and ring so it’s always within reach for wiping clubs, drying grips, or cleaning spikes after a soggy round. The size is easy to stash yet covers the tasks that matter: absorbent performance, durable weave, and a single-sided print that keeps the artwork crisp round after round. It’s for players who like a bit of retro humor with practical gear they can rely on.

Product features
- Microfiber blend (80% polyester, 20% polyamide) for strength and durability
- Highly absorbent and quick-drying
- Compact one-size: 16" × 24" (40.64cm × 60.96cm)
- Brass grommet with ring for easy attachment to a golf bag
- Single-sided print with vintage crest graphic

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle