{"product_id":"funny-address-the-ball-golf-towel-the-shag-bag-towels","title":"Funny 'Address the Ball' Golf Towel – The Shag Bag Towels","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring a little humor to the course with this lightweight golf towel that keeps your clubs and hands clean between shots. The soft, quick-dry microfiber wicks moisture and dirt without scratching equipment. A gold grommet and ring let you clip the towel to your bag for easy reach. The playful illustrated design — a grumpy golfer with ‘Address the Ball’ text — adds personality to your gear and sparks a laugh on the green. Compact and multipurpose, it travels well from the tee to the clubhouse, the practice range, or weekend trips.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAddress The Ball\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the most disrespectful pre-shot routine in golf: an old-timer in scratchy hand-drawn lines, driver cocked back, flipping off the ball like it owes him money. \"Hello Ball!\" isn't a greeting, it's a threat. This towel doesn't wipe your clubs so much as set the tone for the whole round. For golfers who've never once addressed a ball politely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 80% polyester \/ 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and quick-dry performance\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent construction for wiping clubs, hands, and grips\u003cbr\u003e- One-size 16\" × 24\" — compact but full-coverage\u003cbr\u003e- Gold grommet and ring for easy attachment to bags\u003cbr\u003e- Printed on one side with full-color illustration\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":49737932177665,"sku":"30260274236929601798","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/12340808292201936441_2048.jpg?v=1784128425","url":"https:\/\/mulligansandmartinis.com\/products\/funny-address-the-ball-golf-towel-the-shag-bag-towels","provider":"Mulligans \u0026 Martinis","version":"1.0","type":"link"}