{"product_id":"duff-argyle-towel-the-only-thing-stiffer-than-my-shaft-is-my-martini","title":"Duff Argyle Towel - The Only Thing Stiffer Than My Shaft is My Martini","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eGOLF NOIR Megastar Booze\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDUFF ARGYLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estars in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The Only Thing Stiffer Than My Shaft is My Martini\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e.  Add some humor to your game\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e with this hilarious Golf Towel, designed for both fun and functionality. Crafted from a premium blend of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide microfiber, this towel is not only robust but highly absorbent, so it soaks up a spilled beer (GASP!) as much as it cleans clubs. With a lightweight feel and convenient size of 16'' × 24'', it easily fits any golf bag. Featuring a hilarious print on one side and a gold grommet with a ring for easy attachment, it’ll be a conversation starter in every foursome. So next time you hit the links do it with\u003cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eDUFF ARGYLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 20.700001px; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e, or gift it to that golfer you know that needs something to laugh about other than their game. Perfect for holidays, tournaments, and special occasions, it injects a bit of humor into every golf outing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made from an 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Versatile usage for golf, camping, beach, and more\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent to quickly soak up moisture\u003cbr\u003e- Compact size of 16'' × 24'' for easy transport\u003cbr\u003e- Features a gold grommet and ring for convenient hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":46361510347009,"sku":"27583564415085870827","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/885588025342489072_2048.jpg?v=1748873708","url":"https:\/\/mulligansandmartinis.com\/products\/duff-argyle-towel-the-only-thing-stiffer-than-my-shaft-is-my-martini","provider":"Mulligans \u0026 Martinis","version":"1.0","type":"link"}