{"product_id":"divorce-golf-towel-the-shag-bag-towel","title":"Divorce Golf Towel - The Shag Bag Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eDivorce Golf Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.6px;\"\u003eSome men have trophies. Some men have wives. Rarely both. This towel says the quiet part loud — golf isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle choice with real consequences, and you've weighed the options carefully. Sport it proudly on the first tee, or literally anywhere your wife might see it (we accept no responsibility for what happens next).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester \/ 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and quick-dry performance\u003cbr\u003e- Compact one-size: 16\" × 24\" (40.64cm × 60.96cm) — easy to pack\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent for sweat, rain, and club-cleanups\u003cbr\u003e- Gold grommet with ring clip for secure attachment to a golf bag\u003cbr\u003e- Printed design on one side with durable microfiber surface\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":49758919590145,"sku":"15547312277128826446","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/6013115415131533586_2048.jpg?v=1783863862","url":"https:\/\/mulligansandmartinis.com\/products\/divorce-golf-towel-the-shag-bag-towel","provider":"Mulligans \u0026 Martinis","version":"1.0","type":"link"}