{"product_id":"cold-dead-hands-golf-towel-the-stag-bag-towels","title":"Cold Dead Hands Golf Towel - The Stag Bag Towels","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGolf Until They Pry It From My Cold Dead Hands\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eMeet the last member of the club who truly never misses a tee time. This vintage-clad skeleton has been out here since the Coolidge administration, hands folded on his club like a knight guarding his sword, and he's not going anywhere — literally. He's got the follow-through of a legend and the joint mobility of, well, a skeleton. For the golfer who's already told their family this is how they plan to go out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 80% polyester \/ 20% polyamide microfiber for strength and quick-dry performance\u003cbr\u003e- Absorbent fabric that soaks up sweat, water, and spills\u003cbr\u003e- One-size 16\" × 24\" — compact but coverage-ready\u003cbr\u003e- Gold grommet and ring for easy attachment to bags or belts\u003cbr\u003e- Design printed on one side; durable for regular use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":49862549504257,"sku":"17854272638990989579","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/5443\/5073\/files\/15892159074391412862_2048.jpg?v=1784392685","url":"https:\/\/mulligansandmartinis.com\/products\/cold-dead-hands-golf-towel-the-stag-bag-towels","provider":"Mulligans \u0026 Martinis","version":"1.0","type":"link"}